It’s an epidemic sweeping the online world. Thousands have already caught it, and millions have been exposed. To date, there’s no known cure. Symptoms include, but are not limited to…

10 Symptoms of adDiggtion!

  1. You are incapable of typing only one “g” and it’s really startingg to gget annoyingg…
  2. Your first reaction to celebrity deaths, natural disasters, and terrorist acts has become “That’s terrible… I should Digg this.”
  3. You’re under the age of 50 and yet still say “Can you Digg it” on a regular basis…
  4. You’re family thinks you’re morbid because “You’re always talking about burials”
  5. You’ve tried to use the phrase “Pics or it didn’t happen” with your parents, girlfriend or the cops
  6. When people piss you off you give them a thumbs down instead of flipping them off…
  7. Your wife had to get a “digg it” tattoo to get your attention.
  8. You’re name appears anywhere on this list ;) …
  9. You entered a 12 step program but skipped two steps “Because Top 10 lists have a better shot of becoming popular”…
  10. And last but not least, the final symptom of adDiggtion…. You’re still reading this list…

If you’ve exhibited any or all of these symptoms, you should seek help immediately… But you’ll have to get in line behind me.